Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

THE BROON WINDSORS

Mrs Brady Old Lady

Barnaby Grudge

LeTtEr boCKS

THAT PICTURE OF THAT BLOKE KISSING THAT BIRD’S ARSE CORNER

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CRAPPERAZZI CORNER

Jim Broadbent reads Cuthbert the Carrot

GOOD WILL COUNTING • Damon reveals behind-the-screen secrets

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

IT’S THE PATHETIC SHARKS!

Dyson with Death

Sacre Bleu

FARMER PALMER

GOBBLE GOBBLE! • Janet knows the (tur)key to a good Christmas

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Drunken bakers

Billy the FISH

STREET TOUGH • Crooks arrested over Street crime spree

GILBERT RATCHET

MAWNING, NOONE and KNIGHT

WHO IS THE BEST DUSTY? • SPRINGFIELD VS HILL VS BIN

Take a Shit • “I’ve won more telly quiz shows than you’ve had hot dinners”, says boffin

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JINGLE TILLS • Derbyshire town embarks on journey to the (shopping) centre of the Earth

TOP NEWS • A Roundup of the biggest ZZ Top stories of the day

YOU ARE BARONESS MONE THE REF

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The JOY of TECHS

Roger’s PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth and Profanity

Notes & Swearies • Professor Bernard Fuck of Saint Arsehole’s College, Oxford ponders your Profanisaurial problems

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD No. 351

CROSS THE TEAS!

Godfather Christmas

RONNIE BLUE! • Bedford bachelor launches bid to break bonking record

MORE sex please, we’re famous!

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CHEEKY MONKEYS! • “Macaques pinched my bum” says Strathclyde man

Viz

CHRISTMAS with 8 ACE

SPOT THE CHRISTMAS CLUE with DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR BABY JESUS IN SILENT, HOLY MURDER!